- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Your dads dead. lol

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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