- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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