- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

Boys have swag, real men have class

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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