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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Your dads dead. lol

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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