- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's 9+10? 19

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's 9 + 10 19

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A mormon walks into a bar.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Justin Bieber

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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