- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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