- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

haha black people :D

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

This is my favorite antijoke.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

dyslexics of the world untie!

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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