- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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