Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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