- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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j.p. is dumb

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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