- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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