Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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