Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What would Muhammed do?

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Vote this up

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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