- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

THE GAME

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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