- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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