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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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