- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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