Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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What the hell are you doing?

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Bitch

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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