I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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