Steve Jobs is alive.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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black people

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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punchline below punchline above

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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