I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Steven hawkings shook my hand

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

feminists.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

speech and debate.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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