- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

womens rights

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

the WNBA

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What do you call an blank test? an F

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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