What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

can you pass the soap?

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What is your bill about? Clinton

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