What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Black people being friendly.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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