A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Black people being friendly.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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