A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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oh hey.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Women's rights

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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