Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

whats worse than a kane nothing

i like it in the mouth

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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