How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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karn chevalier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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