Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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