Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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