Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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