- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Christianity.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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