- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A chicken walked into the bar...

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

I love pissing people off :P

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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