Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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