- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Women's rights.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Manchester City

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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