- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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