- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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