- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Shea's sty....

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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