- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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