What is 9+10? 19

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

that wall over there ->

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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