- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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