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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.