A man did not like this site

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Your Mom

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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