AIDS.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Hail Heetluh

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Anti Joke

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