What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Charlie Sheen

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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