- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

no really what are ur names?

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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