- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Women's Rights..

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Wolfjob.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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