Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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