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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

okay so theres this guy.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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