- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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