- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

roses are red violets should be purple

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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