why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

HURT

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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