Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's 9 + 10 19

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Get up Look in the mirror

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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