- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Where's my tractor?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

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