why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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