- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

A train poops its pants.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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