What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Julian Ha.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

The Labour Party.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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