Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Who is John Galt?

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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