A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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kk

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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