- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

mitchell palmer sucks

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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