- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Vagina cream... end of story

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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