- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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