If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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knock,knock you suck

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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