- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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