Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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THE GAME.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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