roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Anti Joke

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