- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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