Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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