Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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