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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Anti Joke

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