A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

your life

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What is your bill about? Clinton

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

snooki

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

woman's rights

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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