- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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