Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Want to hear a joke? No.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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