Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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