Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

your face

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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