- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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