- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

knock knock!? . . No.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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