knock knock!? . . No.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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human centipede

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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