How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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I am a women

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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men's rights activists

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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