name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Hail Hitler

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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