- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Connor is homosexuaI

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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