once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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