- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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