- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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