- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Knock, Knock Who's There

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's your guys names?

A dog was barking at a tree

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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