- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

How come anti jokes r funny

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Guess who is violent. Osama

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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