- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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