A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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