How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

How do you make a little girl cry?

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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