What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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A storm be brewin!

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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