- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

i have two hands.

HURT

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Penis

What moos like a cow? Another cow

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