Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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hey justin

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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