- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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