- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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