Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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