- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??