What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

12 niqqa 12.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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