- Anti Joke

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

13 =B you just learned something

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.