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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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