What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Sex vagina. lol.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

non poop

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Im gay What about you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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