- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

womans having rights.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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