Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

rocky is here again.......................

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A seal walks into a club.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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