- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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